the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
no-discussion asked: People who are talented and pretty but have great personalities! That's you haha you're silly
Oh bless u thank xo
Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep
There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.
my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear significant other,
I can go from cute little shnook to a fucking potato nugget in like 0.5 seconds
no-discussion asked: So, yourself basically?!
ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules